he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
smell my finger.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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