Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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