Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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