why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I wish I only lived at night.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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