I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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