By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
