If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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