i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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