going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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