Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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