# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize
