Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I'm passing your future prison.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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