Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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