are you still at the devil's house?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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So many bounce houses so little time
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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