i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first