I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow