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  After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room

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  haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  New game: find the sober person in Tbell

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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  she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.

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• (760): View more from California

  learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.

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