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• (586): View more from Michigan

  On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless

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• (805): View more from California

  Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself

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• (510): View more from California

  I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I really don’t want to have kids.

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day

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• (646): View more from New York

  he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.

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