i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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