There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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