kristin has been a bad kristin
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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