I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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