So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
