the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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