i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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