using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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