i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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