Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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