He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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