Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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