Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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