Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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