Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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