Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
NoShamevember. You game?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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