I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
