it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There r osticjed everywhere
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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