Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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