I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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