Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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