belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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