standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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