Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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