I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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