Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
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