He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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