Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
My life is pants optional.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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