Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
