finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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