No stitches, just platelets and will power
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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