Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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