At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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