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Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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