Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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