I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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