"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
this just has baby written all over it
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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