Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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