no, he came in my armpit
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This baby is an asshole
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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