she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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