I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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