I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
This baby is an asshole
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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