conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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