I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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